Pocket pervs


this is code word used when playing texas holdem’ poker. pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.
if i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
sh-t pocket pervs!!
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my nickname for my d-ck, because it likes kinky sh-t. i also call it “marvin” or “john cena.”
my pocket perv is getting hard, look out ladies!

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