pocket rockets
a pair of aces in your hand, in a game of texas hold ’em poker.
in “rounders”, teddy kgb was dealt pocket rockets, with which he took down matt damon (a9) with an aces-over-nines boat to his nines-over-aces.
the best hand in texas hold ’em
a small vibrating d-ld-.
“that chick is packin a pocket rocket
a pet-te, vivacious woman.
shes a little pocket rocket (meaning pint-sized hot chick).
pet-te enough to fit in your pocket, able to make you go off like a rocket.
small devices which were invented around wwii era. they were built to look like pens, but are actually small missles that propel themselves through the air, hopefully landing in the eye of an opposing human.
jorge f. sanchez was killed using pocket rockets.
doing or having a pocket rocket is masterbating or “w-nking/jacking off” inside ones own pocket, simply accomplished by reaching into the pocket of ones trousers, also known as a stealth w-nk. can be performend in public if user has masterd the techniqe.
this is an easy was to pleasure ones self while staying annonymus.
guy 1: dude why are you pulling a face
guy 2:we have lift off
guy 1:awww no way…pocket rocket
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