Pocket Spacing
it is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. all jean pockets are the same size so…the larger the -ss the greater the ‘sp-cing’ is between them!
look at that gal with the big -ss! yeah, there is some serious pocket sp-cing going on there.
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