Pocket-swag
a piece of linen (or occasionally a folded napkin or piece of paper/card) inserted into the pocket of a suit jacket in order to truly complete a suit. when worn with confidence and -ssurance, it brings an atmosphere of ‘swag’ to a room. no one really knows why or how, just that there is something added to a setting or environment when a pocket-swag is present, making you feel, in that place right between your heart and your soul, that this just feels right. this is not simply a ‘pocket square’, this is pocket-swag. to the untrained eye, very similar. to experienced swagologists, their difference is everything.
girl: nice pocket square!
guy: excuse me?
girl: i said that i like your pocket square.
-guy laughs-
girl 2: that ain’t no pocket square. that’s pocket-swag, you amateur.
girl: i am so sorry.
guy: don’t worry. mistakes happen.
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