pocket vag
a v-g-n- primarily used to store small objects. also functions with full reproductive capabilities. it is possible to have in excess of one pocket vag.
“hey mickey, i just knocked up your left pocket vag. also please return my video rental, i placed it in your left pocket vag for you. if it isn’t returned by tommorow i will have to pay a $4.00 overdue fee.
the kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f-ck. they’re usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you’ll find a lot or your local club)
2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.
girl 1: it’s not fair we’re hot and still single!
girl 2: it’s because we’re not pocket vags
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