Pocket Wanker


the act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.

frequently performed by members of bluecoat school.
peter the bluecoat pocket w-nker loves it.

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