Pocket Weight


things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
“jeremy, you look bigger for some reason.”

“that’s because i have pocket weight. this wallet is too big.”

“tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! put your d-mn keys and cell in your purse.”

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