pocket wilderness


a state park in soddy-daisy, tn. a now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. red necks, who are commonly drunk as h-ll, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. the h-llish terrain requires a m-ssive emergency response and rescues that take hours. many tree huggers (who are commonly high as sh-t) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get f-cking lost. these weed heads get f-cking lost and call 911. they never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. yet again, m-ssive emergency response. this place is h-ll, it should be closed.
hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?

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