when yo place your p-n-s in your friends pocket without them knowing
susie didn’t realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone
- pimp my ride p*ssy
pmrd. modified/customized v-g-n-/p-ssy. ranging from re-virginized to decorated to custom aka new p-ssy. guy 1 – “this girl has strong features but that body is crazy” guy 2 – “enjoy that pimp my ride p-ssy😂, just hope the ball sweat smell is gone”
- colby smith
colby is really bad at bottle-flipping, has bad hair and really white. he “thinks he’s a legend but is really a huge jerk than is mean to people any chance he gets.” colby smith is -your mom-.
- afghan blender
when your getting your p-n-s chewed/chomped off in an act of s-xual pleasure. “dude she’s such a sl-t. she gave me the dirtiest afghan blender in the backseat of her rover.”
a person who is extremely talented at deep throat. b-tch over here swallowing meatswords like a god d-mn d-ckgician…..
- college f*g
someone who tries excessively hard to get into college, like loading up on aps, extracurriculars, and gearing everything they do freshmen year onwards towards their college apps. chan: oh man look at vik, he’s taking so many aps. roan: i know right! what a college f-g!