pocketlash
when you’re running with loose shorts on and anything (phone,wallet, etc) you have in your pocket flips around and whips your b-lls every few seconds. often very painful, especially during jogs.
matt- hey jim, how’s the run goin?
jim- pretty go-ahhhhhhh!! f-ck!!
matt- what happened?
jim- d-mn, the pocketlash got me.
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