Pocoon



discovered in lorton, virginia, a poc–n is a hybrid possum (opposum) /racc–n mix.
the poc–n has the head, jaws and sharp teeth of the possum, yet has the fur covered body and colorations of the rac–n. also distintive is the tail, as it is bare like a possoms, but sports a striped tuff, like a rac–n at the end.

since the initial sighting in 1999, there are no other known, unknown or imagined occurances of this species.
i was walking back from multiplex and from out of nowhere a half-oppossom, half-racc–n ran into the middle of the path! it can only be described as a poc–n!!!

hey, that poc–n just ate my cheetos!

wow, did you see the size of that poc–n!

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