pod rape


describes the event of being raped by a pod of dolphins
dolphin: kekekeke
human:oh f-ck, i’m being pod raped
dolphin 2: kekekekee
dolphin 3: kekekekeekekekek
pod rape is when you are listening to your ipod or mp3 with both headphones in and you have to give one up to a friend because they want to listen aswell.

simular to bipodding “the act of sharing an ipod’s headphones so that two people can listen at the same time, each using one headphone.”
max “what you listening to?”

(no responce)

max “what you listening to?!!”

tim “aqua”

max “oh lemme listen to”

tim “dont pod rape me”

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