podfapping
podfapping is the act of watching p-rnography on an ipod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the p-rnography displayed on the ipod.
podfapping is also known as ifapping or ifap, or podsterbating.
“when i get home, i’m gonna do some podfapping.”
“sure you can podfap when you’re bored in clas!”
“excuse me, i need to go have an ifap”
“lets all podsterbate”
“best…podfapping…ever!”
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