podged
a uk term which is the equivelant to ‘stuffed’ after eating a large amount of food or drinking a lot of liquid.
person 1: im podged -.-
person 2: you shouldn’t eat so much then.
person 1: i know -.-
to swoop in and steal a girl from a buddy when he is off buying drinks for said girl.
“dude, frank, why you drinking at the bar by yourself? where’s your chick at?”
“making out with mark.”
“oh snap! how’d that happen?”
“i left her for two seconds to get drinks and when i turned around, my buddy mark was making out with her.”
“sh-t dude, you were straight up podge’d!”
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