irish or scots gaelic for: kiss my -ss
a stand alone sentence: “póg mo thón!”
- kinky fox s*x
kinky fox s-x (can also be abreviated kfs) how is that possible? with costumes! (but they don’t stay on very long) dude leland is so hot i wanna have kinky fox s-x with him!
an asian tea-bagger. them suckaz is crazy klugens for love, klugens for life
- dance karate
it’s a beautiful but dangerous sport. guy 1: back off before i go all dance karate on you! guy 2: sure, whatever you say…
- sleepy j
whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. you must then finish up. my girlfriend fell asleep and i had to pull a sleepy j.
- mike tyson effect
when you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy that cop was like 6’5″ 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration i had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he […]