Poggipuss


a rare animal indigenous to the northeastern united states. the poggip-ss-s diet consists mainly of ice cream and french fries. the poggipuss has an abnormally short b-tt crack. the poggipuss can often be heard using phrases such as, “f-ck this noise, i want to stuff ma face, and i’m super awesome.
i saw a poggipuss the other day. it told me it was super awesome because it had a short b-tt crack.

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