Pohlman
a clan of ninjas that survives today whose specialties are convincing you they’re not a threat while secretly sleeping with your girlfriend and silent -ss-ssinations
“dude, i think my girl is banging a pohlman.”
one who jerks, or likes to jerk the “pohl” or “pole” as it is known in some cultures, way too much. to be perverted, nasty, and gross.
ewwwww! dude!! you’ll go blind if ya keep that up! don’t be such a pohlman!
noun: a member of the male s-x that has never engaged in v-g-n-l intercourse with a female; a virgin; one who often resorts to masturbating due to a lack of s-x; a pohlman
verb: to m-st-rb-t- frequently, often with vaseline
(noun) dude the last time that guy got close to v-g-n- was when he was born; that guy it a total pohlman!
(verb) the reason his room smells so badly is because he refuses to pick up the dirty socks he pohlmans into.
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