Pohn


the son of paul mccartney and john lennon. pohn was born from the loins of the great macca, and a chorus of angels sang as the sacred essence emanated from his birthing region. pohn is the messiah, and can be a wrathful deity when provoked. pohn, short for pohnames mclenthy, is made of awesome and pure win, and has said to have the musical abilities of both lennon and mccartney. (in other words, 1/2 of the beatles)
it’s a bird… it’s a plane… no, it’s pohn!

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