Poke Off
when two people (usually elderly) take up both lanes of a highway and drive a the speed limit or sometimes slower, causing everyone else to be p-ssed off.
these old geezer are having a poke off. hit the gas jerkoffs!
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- peekin
same as “spewin”; upset, annoyed, p-ssed-off, or all of the above. ‘dude, that party got cancelled… you must be peekin!’ or chick 1:’i got stood up last night.’ chick 2: ‘peekin.’ to in the giver’s mouth of a b-mkin. “hey dude.” “yah?” “how was that b-mkin last night?” “oh, it was more than a b-mkin, […]
- penguin drunk
when you’re just drunk enough to start stumbling around… but not incoherent. you basically look/act like a penguin. is kevin going to be able to make it to the party? h-ll yeah, he’s just penguin drunk.
- 60 pounder
a canadian term for a 66 oz bottle of liquor. lindy: what we doin tonite, hoes? morgan: yo, we should go down to the liquor store and pick up a 60 pounder of rye. brittany: what da fuq is a 60 pounder!? morgan and lindy: a 66 oz bottle, you stunned gapper b-tch.
- ninik
a ninik is a person who commits to something very dumb during a school lunch period such as masturbating at the lunch table or tweeting to someone sitting across from them. ‘that mary kate is such a ninik, she screams when someone brings a banana for lunch.’