poke the pineapple
when one uses their phallus to poke another person’s b-tt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead
person 1: did barry “poke the pineapple”?
person 2: yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level…
person 1: so he’s out of the friendzone?
person 2: unfortunately yes
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