Poke The Tailpipe
a game played by a group of men either in the office with co-workers or at parties.
it involves someone being the ‘car’ (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the ‘exhaust’) from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (length depends on who’s playing!)
– the car inserts the exhaust in-between his -rs- cheeks.
– the other men take turns driving the car by f-cking the exhaust.
– each driver does this until they -j-c-l-t- up the exhaust.
– the winner is the driver who pushes through the c-m drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe (‘-rs-‘).
person: “hey grant do you want to play poke the tailpipe at lunch?”
grant: “yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time”
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