poke wipe


when you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after new years and your -sshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your b-tthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause m-ss-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
goddam i ate so much sauerkraut i had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.

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