Pokeapork
1. to ask for something that you know will be rejected.
2. to express frustration or annoyance at somebody who keeps on pestering and can’t keep their mouth shut.
origins: to poke a pork and to expect it to ‘oink’.
1. teen: dad, can i have this new vw golf gti?
dad: pokeapork, son.
2. guy: hey what’s up?
girl: good.
(2 minutes later)
girl: -adjust her seat
guy: -guy notices- what’s up?
girl: oh its nothing.
girl: -flings her hair out of habit
guy: -notices- what’s up?
girl: ….pokeapork
Read Also:
- pogi
filipino word for “handsome boy” or “cute boy” see that dude eating the tomatoes in front of the kfc, he’s h-lla pogi. a handsome looking boy aww, your son is so pogi in his little suit! -adjective . tagalog simply means hunk in english an extremely good looking young man a guy that has an […]
- Retroflex
cotten candy on a rainy day in china i ate some retroflex last night, and i felt like i was sniffing sharpies.
- Seran
to describe a person who is simply lovely and a bit magical. often does unexpected acts of kindness and generosity that can be described as magic. person one: did you find your scarf in the end? person two: no! but my friend knitted me a new one, she’s a complete seran! being precise and detailed […]
- yoda cock
a c-ck that is wise beyond it’s many years that is also short, green and smells like it lives in a long forgotten swamp. to be avoided by all except the most knowledge hungry gnar b-tches. that fool tried to bang me in the rump with his yoda c-ck. at first i wasn’t into it […]
- Xx(word)xX
the most common internet name for someone who tried to use (word) but found it was already taken. quite possibly the most r-t-rded way of solving the problem, this method commonly leaves the user feelng as though they could have picked a better (and more original) name. phear me, for i am xxr-t-rdxx, the weakest […]