yoda cock
a c-ck that is wise beyond it’s many years that is also short, green and smells like it lives in a long forgotten swamp. to be avoided by all except the most knowledge hungry gnar b-tches.
that fool tried to bang me in the rump with his yoda c-ck. at first i wasn’t into it then i realized the wisdom there was to be gained so i took it deep into me. i feel smarter already.
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