Pokeboner


to feel the need to play pokemon so bad so you just whip it out and play it
kid in cl-ss: “g-d d-mn it, i really wanna play pokemon”
/whips out pokemon. “all better”

other kid: dayummm that kid really had a pokeb-n-r

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