pokemans


something to be shown to others.
“let me show you my pokemans”
my pokemans
let me show you them
the wrong way to say pokemon. commenly used by parents to embarras kids.
mom- are you still playing with that pokeman sh-t
me- no god dammit mom its called pokemon!!! now leave me alone, im vacuuming my romm dammit!!!
wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.
princ-p-l: you cannot play pokeman at school.
kid: its pokemon u f-ckin r-t-rded b-tch.
the way bill cosby pr-nounces the word “pokemon.”
note: from the television series “family guy”
bill cosby: now my good man, what do you like to play?
child: pokemon
bill cosby: pokeman? pokeman with the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy comes out of the thing and he makes a fahaheagabfahahah.
the way most adults or people who hate pokemon call pokemon
i like jamaicans because they never call pokemon “pokeman”
person 1: dude pokeman is gay.
person 2: number 0ne, it’s called pokemon you dipsh-t!
number two, there is no gayness in pokemon (except when team rocket cross-dresses but thats a different story) so lay off you c-ck-sucking, mother-f-cking son of a b-tch!
usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. there is also digiman, which is another addition to the ‘-man’ parent language.
pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he’s yelling- “i’m gonna catch all youz pokeman!”
a misspelling of the word “pokémon” that is common among older north american adults that did not grow up with video games, anime, and j-panese electronics.

also a meme popularized by a picture of one cat holding a game boy advance with a game slotted in, and telling another cat to “let me show you my pokemans”.
pokemon diamond & pearl, getto daze!
hey, is that the new pokeman game that came out?
it’s “pokemon”, you know.
hmm.
what’s your asl, anyway?
47/m/ohio. why? what’s yours?
-creeped out-

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