Pokémom
similar to milf. derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have s-x with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. therefore meaning a mom you’d like to poke (have s-x with). also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as pokémon.
a: dude that chick is hot!
b: shut up, that’s my mom!!
a: seriously – you’ve got a pokémom
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