pokemon commandment
thou shalt not play pokémon go in church!—jail awaits mockers who indulge in this “blasphemous activity,” especially those who depict jesus christ as a demonic pokemon.
for breaking the pokemon commandment, by inciting “religious hatred,” kasparov, an atheist, was sentenced to 3.5 years in jail—his fear of experiencing h-ll on earth has come true.
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