pokémon cut
when you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. the next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. your hair is shiny and waxy.
robert: dude, i droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then i jerked off and got w-ng tang all over cameo’s fatty.
mike: use lubricant?
robert: vaseline b-tch!
max: eww dude i can tell you got a pokémon cut. thats so f-cking tonky. you sick fraggle -er!
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