pokemon man


synonym for 40-year-old virgin. see comic book guy.
a pokémon man is commonly seen with a belt with a pokéball in the middle, a small t-shirt with pikachu on it (exposing his enormous belly), the same cap ash ketchum wears, a pony tail, a pokémon card collection. these people are also known as fans of star wars, star trek, hamtaro and superman.
loser of the ssbsb -.-
jubeisaotome aka robertofrog.
04:45 pm sawjay what pokemon do u have?
04:46 pm o!!!! is xerin in the new pokemon???????????
04:47 pm i am a better pokemon man than sawjay
04:47 pm i am the master of the pokemon

see f-ggot, queer.

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