Pokemon polyamory
a particularly prevalent form of polyamory wherein polyamorous people will engage in s-xual dalliances with many people who are not their primary partners for no reason aside from because they can. due to the absence of any standards in their pursuit of s-xual partners, their actions make them resemble a pokemon trainer. gotta catch ’em all!
an example of a conversation addressing someone engaging in pokemon polyamory:
guy 1: dude, you’re dating like fifteen girls, eight of which are ugly, three of which are married and one of which only has one leg. what the h-ll?
guy 2: love is not a finite resource! shut up!
guy 1: love is also not a game of pokemon and you do not have to catch ’em all! d-mn!
guy 2: you are so paleocultural.
guy 1: i hate you.
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