Pokemong


“pokemong” is a name given to someone who loves pokemon so much, that he/she’s becoming incredibly annoying and everyone just wants to avoid that person.
this is seen as an addition to the given name, “mong”; but as pokemon is included into the equation: it’s more… offensive and exact.
a “pokemong” is usually located between the ages of 6 and 12, but there have been cases of people aged 20 or above to be one!
-a group of pokemongs are referenced as “pokemongae”.-
person 1: hey dudes! did you see the the pokemon movie in the cinema yet?? it..is…amazing! mewtwo is just sooo cool, i got him on card! who’s your favourite pokemon? is it.. charmander, squirtle, charizard, evee?? or maybe…

person 2: you are such a pokemong now, ash. get with the times, yu-gi-oh is the best!

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