Pokemongoloid
a portmanteau of pokemon go and mongoloid.
noun. a player of pokémon go who does r-t-rded and/or dangerous sh-t in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they’re walking.
1) driver: holy sh-t, a snorlax! pull over!!!
pedestrian: god d-mn it! you almost hit me you f-cking pokemongoloid!
2) hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
i’m just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
#pokemon #pokemon go #mongoloid #nintendo
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