Pokeposer
a person who claims they are a pokemon fan when the only pokemon game they played is pokemon go.
person 1: what was your 1st pokemon game?
person 2: i’ve never been into pokemon, but pokemon go is pretty addicting.
person 1: you pokeposer.
#pokemon go #pokemon #poser
a person who claims to be “totally in love” with or a fanatic of pokemon, but when asked to name their favorite pokemon defaults to a “safe” pokemon such as squirtle, pikachu, etc.
“hey, did you have fun on your date?”
“nah.”
“why not?”
“he was a total pokeposer. said his favorite pokemon was charizard.”
#pokemon #poser #lame #dumb #ignorant
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