poker face
a face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional traits that might screw the game for you.
nicole has one solid poker face when we have s-x, that’s why i had a vasectomy.
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lady gaga claimed on interview with jonathan ross on friday night with jonathan ross. a tv program in the uk that her song ‘poker face’ was inspired by when she used to ”make love” to her ex boyfriend and she would pretend that he was a girl and that they were having lesbian s-x but without telling him, hence the term ‘poker face’
she had a poker face that showed nothing to her lover that she was fantasizing about something else other than her boyfriend when they made love.
an expressionless face(becuase people keep thier faces expressionless during a game of poker)
why does he always have a poker face all the time?
much like the guitarface, the pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.
most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming “f-ck yea i’m so going to kick your -ss with this ‘get out of jail free card’ when it’s my turn again you f-cking p-ssy!”
“woah man did you see that? he got shot in the groin and didn’t even blink!”
“hmhmm, that’s some pokerface he’s got.”
(in poker) an imp-ssive facial expression cultivated to prevent other players from determining whether one’s actions in the game are the result of a quality hand, or of bluffing.
(lady gaga’s song) similar expression used to prevent giving away one’s motives, feelings, or situation. like in that song when she pretends to like the guy but she’s actually thinking about girls.
(in poke) he thought he had a perfect poker face.
lady gaga’s song) can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read my poker face.
how to wake up lady gaga
it means: poke her face
me: how do you wake up lady gaga
nick: poker face
a game in which an undercl-ssman girl is placed under a table with several guys sitting around said table. the girl then proceeds to f-ll-t- one of the guys, and it is his job to keep a straight face. if the male receiving f-ll-t– gets called out by the others he loses.
yo dude, we are about to play poker face with that freshman ho tonight.
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