Poker Joker
the one douchebag at a poker table that no one likes. they usually don’t know how to play, so they usually go all in or bet really high so everyone folds. eventually, though, they will lose due to someone having a good hand.
guy 1: dude, what the f-ck, why do you always go all in you f-cking douche?!
guy 2: thats just how i roll.
guy 1: how you roll is a f-cking f-ggot poker joker, b-tch.
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