Poketardiness
when you are late to work or important meetings because you were playing pokemon on your phone .
sorry sir, i realize i was late to work today, but you see, i saw an abra in my driveway ! i feel my poketardiness should be overlooked as this was a rare catch! it’s a valid excuse, i can get a note from my mother if you need one.
#poketard #pokemongo
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