pokethingz is not just a rly bad ripoff of teh well known pokemon(a wut now?), it has many more of teh luls, including characters which wuld be banned if anyones were dared to oppose it.
characters r based on ppl on rl, mainly in a group of freinds consisting of malik, reece, mariel and hu culd 4get teh loveable, s-xually confused persona of faisal (everyone).
person 1: omigod, you read teh new comicz called pokethingz?
person 2: zomg wut? you mean pokemon?
person 1: lul no, u n00b. pokethingz is much betta and has more lulz.
person 2: ah kk
person 3: lols i just read teh comic
pokethingz is a comic based around teh lives of 3 ppl (based on chars from rl) who acquire magical animals what, once released frawm sum cubez, do their bidding.
some characters, such as the professor (also frawm rl), are not suitable for the younger audience due to extreme s-xual deviancy.
otherwise, this comic is totally liek, for teh lulz.
noob: lul wuts pokethingz?
pro: wat did u say, i was too busy roffling after reading teh new issue of pokethingz
char 3: go failfish
-failfish dus splash-
all other chars: lololololololololol
proffessor: come here my little lamb chops…
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an insult which has evolved from sh-t-head. describes a man or woman receiving -n-l s-x then performing f-ll-t– on the feces covered member, thus getting feces in ones mouth. jill: why do you call him a poo mouth? andy: because he lets men have s-x with him in the b-m and then gives them a […]
a girl who “gets around” victoria is a poonsicle.
- poon smack
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a girls potential to discover her full p–psability on a scale from 1-10 john: whats her p–palarity? sean: she’s really hot. i’d give her an 8.