a person who collects cards only to surp-ss another person’s collection or just so they can prove it and justify their behavior by saying they just really like the cards they’re collecting. a person who h–rds the trading cards that they don’t even interact with or even care about, a relic in their household that is only their just so they could say they could get it.
waynes new basketball card collection really shows how much of a pokéwh–rder he is, i mean they just sit in his lounge doing nothing.
- indoor cat syndrome
the inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. so named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 […]
- brazilian two headed dragon
when, while eating out a girl’s -sshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. as you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her d-ck out of your mouth. when you c-m, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter […]
f-ck me daddy please “you’re s-xy girl” “shut up and fmdp”
rounding up a bunch of fat drunk chicks at the bar to have s-x with. aight mang, is bout 3am, time to cattleup!
when you share a coffee with your bae. the transformation of cofbae can be seen as coffee->coffae->cofbae i’m having a cofbae with my bae