pokey bum wank


to furiously prod ones self in the -n-s with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
son, why does your duvet smell of poo and s-x wee? have you been having one of your pokey b-m w-nks again?
the insertion of your finger or object into your r-ct-m whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure
” i’m for a pokey b-m w-nk tonight ”
one who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.
jack got so turned on by “transs-xual heartbreakers vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey b-m w-nk.
one who pleasures themselves with fingers up the r-ct-m, while masterbating vigorously.
what is john up to tonight?

he is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey b-m w-nk.
the art of poking ones b-m to simulate the male g-spot while performing the art of w-nking (male masturbation).
‘he totally is going for a pokeyb-mw-nk.’
‘i did a pokeyb-mw-nk last night and it was the hardest i’d ever c-m’
the art of inserting one’s finger in and out of one’s nought(-n-s) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey b-m w-nk while watching youp-rn after work.
to s-xually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones b-m hole
“can you smell that?”
“andys having an other one of his pokey b-m w-nks”

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