Pokin’ Pajamas
when you wake up extra early hoping your wife is in the mood.. and she isn’t 🙁
if i hadn’t spent the morning pokin’pajamas, i could have made it to the gym this morning.
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when one’s urge for a bowel movement enters into a death match with one’s -n-l sphincter, and the sphincter slowly starts to lose like in a good arm-wrestling bout, until the feces actually touches one’s pajamas.
i couldn’t find an f’in cr-p hole for like an hour and by the time i got close to one, i was already pokin’ pajamas!
i gotta sh-t so bad i’m pokin pajamas.
i forgot to put a diaper on my 2 year old when i put him to bed, and when he woke up he was pokin’ pajamas.
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