polandia
a type of mattress you can only sit on in the dark and b-tch about the world. typically being used by old polish-jewish women or other people with a similar constant-b-tching manner.
…just like every other day, she sat on her polandia mattress, in the dark, and b-tched about how much her life sucks.
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