polar bear defense
when your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. stick your finger or fingers or fist is his -n-l cavity. this could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn’t like it and thinks your g-y so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to f-ck him or die. you f-ck him he let’s u free. 3- he doesn’t like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. which isn’t all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
a man who had heard of polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren’t happy. he used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him f-ck him now he is a star on p-rnhub.
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