polar bear kiss
when one person goes in for an aggressive kiss and the other goes in for a p-ssionate, gentle kiss. this results in their faces slamming together in unintentional violence.
occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.
“my first kiss was a total mess. 100% polar bear kiss. i thought he loved me, but instead he rammed in face into mine.”
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