Polar Bear Polo
a game played on the outer borders of canada. five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent’s goal while riding atop polar bears. each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as “the nugget”. the winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that sh-t to death.
i lost my arm in an intense game of polar bear polo but my team still won the walrus. cant be mad aboot that eh?
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