Polewaczyk
a last name so powerful, so awesome, that the g-ds’ themselves chose it as their personal favorite. it is said that a person with the last, middle, or first name as polewaczyk, shall have great wealth, a superb figure, and be talented at everything he/she does.
pr-nounced: pole-la-wa-check.
bob: “did you hear that new guys last name?”
jim: “no, what is it?”
bob: “polewaczyk”
jim: “holy mother of g-d!”
bob: “shall we bow to him?”
jim: “let’s”
when you shove a stick up someone’s b-tthole so far up their r-ct-m to the point you hit their p–pcrustifier and it explodes, giving the attacker a bath of p–pcrust and p-ssy juice from the past 40 years.
i gave lowell such a hard polewaczyk yesterday that he couldn’t sit down for a week.
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