pole-verised


when a striper performs a move on you so hard, you can no longer stand it. also known as white trash flirty-girl-dancing.
alright…i thought i was all good until she dug both of her four-inch heals into my shoulders and proceeded to use me as some kind of abdominal machine. it wasn’t long before i knew i was pole-verised.

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