Polio Day
1. the day spent in bed nursing a hangover
2. following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time tv or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom
3. being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
examples:
1. the day after his 21st birthday, chris had a polio day and spent his time watching all of dexter season 2.
2. the d-ckinson college student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a polio day and he did not move his legs once.
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