Poosey


slang for “p-ssy”, as in a woman’s genitalia or a cat.
my poosey is shedding.
2 more definitions
somebody scared of their partners.
“sunny is a right old poosey, he’s scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn’t displease her”

man1: what are you doing sunny tonight?
sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she’s not happy with me and so i have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal”
man1: you poosey!
n. a drink
vb. to have a drink
n. you got any poosey?
vb. let me have a poosey on your ‘bu

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