polish candy cane
when you go out in below freezing temperatures and m-st-rb-t- until you -j-c-l-t- which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “polish candy cane”
girl – “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy – “it is cold outside does a polish candy cane sound okay”
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